sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
