Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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