Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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