I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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