I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We need to get me chipped asap
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