My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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