The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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