Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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