Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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