i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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