i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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