We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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