No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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