it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
handjob tips. give me some.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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