I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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