Got a toothbrush?
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
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to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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