I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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