So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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