im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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