Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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