if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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