i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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