return my video game
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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