just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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