What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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