I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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