But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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