So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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