I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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