Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
