So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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