I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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