was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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