Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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