kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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