Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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