I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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