I didn't shave. On purpose
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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