we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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