we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
