Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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