Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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