Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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