So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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