I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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