it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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