I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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