exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
