I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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