i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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