you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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