The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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