Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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