So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
