It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Everyone says I win the strip club
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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