My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Enjoy the penises
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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