I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Are we still banned from the library?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Drake has all the answers
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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