It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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