The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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