I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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