So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize